Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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