i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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