whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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