friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The feeling are messing with the penis
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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