At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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