He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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