Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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