Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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