I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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