Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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