it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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