Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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