so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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