I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Randomize
