I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Help. Why am I so naked?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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