Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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