You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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