Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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