So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
