he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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