road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
