im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
