He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We need to rekindle our bromance
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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