how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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