fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
How's work?
Spinning.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
