**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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