Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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