I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo