the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.