that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
No he was cute and I said yes!
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He came all over her clothes we have to leave