so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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