apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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