So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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