I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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