CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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