I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
