I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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