i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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