Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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