He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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