you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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