You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
