I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You coming home soon, man?
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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