it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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