WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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