And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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