There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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