I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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