I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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