nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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