Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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