I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
