I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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