talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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