my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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