Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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