dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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